Big City Burrito
3105 S Peoria St
Aurora, CO 80014
A visit to Big City Burrito is a lot like playing Russian Roulette with a starter pistol. At its worst, it won't kill you, but it might hurt a little and make you disappointed with your decision making skills. This place is a solid coin toss, and comprable to playing the lottery. During several visits, I have lost, and as a result I returned to the office with a bowl of soup wrapped in a tortilla.
However, I have had a plethora of other visits that have provided me with a burrito packed full of fresh ingredients, tender slow cooked pork, a green salsa that would make you swear that you were in Mexico, enjoying an authentic meal, the oceans pulse slowing while the seaside sunset teases you with an opportunity to finally observe the legendary "green flash." All of this enjoyed while being held captive by the mafia, because you got high before you took out your jet ski.
Anyway, point is, if you don't play the lottery or throw five dollars towards a Big City Burrito, you will never know if you're a winner. Give it a try, and to help your odds, I recommend ordering your salsa on the side.
3105 S Peoria St
Aurora, CO 80014
A visit to Big City Burrito is a lot like playing Russian Roulette with a starter pistol. At its worst, it won't kill you, but it might hurt a little and make you disappointed with your decision making skills. This place is a solid coin toss, and comprable to playing the lottery. During several visits, I have lost, and as a result I returned to the office with a bowl of soup wrapped in a tortilla.
However, I have had a plethora of other visits that have provided me with a burrito packed full of fresh ingredients, tender slow cooked pork, a green salsa that would make you swear that you were in Mexico, enjoying an authentic meal, the oceans pulse slowing while the seaside sunset teases you with an opportunity to finally observe the legendary "green flash." All of this enjoyed while being held captive by the mafia, because you got high before you took out your jet ski.
Anyway, point is, if you don't play the lottery or throw five dollars towards a Big City Burrito, you will never know if you're a winner. Give it a try, and to help your odds, I recommend ordering your salsa on the side.
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