Church's Chicken
2181 S Havana St
Aurora, CO 80014
I love fried chicken and although Church's is not the best bargain in town, they do serve up some magical chicken. For the price of about $9.00 you can have a tasty box filled with juicy golden fried chicken that will challenge your self control. If you have had an adult beverage or two, and find yourself in the passenger seat at a Church's drive through, it will take an abundance of self control to avoid eating a piece before you make it to your destination. For best results, get a 9 piece, a bunch of hot sauce, a hammock or some lawn chairs, and find yourself a nice park.
This is not a date situation unless you have a girlfriend that doesn't exist, and if you're with a buddy, bring the hammock for extra laughs. Inevitably one of you will get pissed that the other person hasn't given you a turn to use the hammock and there will be a fight for every passersby to enjoy. Two dudes fighting with chicken greased paws is a lot like watching a cerebral palsy arm wrestling match (with each contestant using their smaller and weaker T-Rex like arm) it's pretty disappointing.
Like any fast food fried chicken option, each has their secret mix of 11 herbs and spices; usually three of the ingredients are always heroin, PCP, and MSG. Church's has a great blend of seasonings that will choke you out until you enter a shame filled food blackout.
2181 S Havana St
Aurora, CO 80014
I love fried chicken and although Church's is not the best bargain in town, they do serve up some magical chicken. For the price of about $9.00 you can have a tasty box filled with juicy golden fried chicken that will challenge your self control. If you have had an adult beverage or two, and find yourself in the passenger seat at a Church's drive through, it will take an abundance of self control to avoid eating a piece before you make it to your destination. For best results, get a 9 piece, a bunch of hot sauce, a hammock or some lawn chairs, and find yourself a nice park.
This is not a date situation unless you have a girlfriend that doesn't exist, and if you're with a buddy, bring the hammock for extra laughs. Inevitably one of you will get pissed that the other person hasn't given you a turn to use the hammock and there will be a fight for every passersby to enjoy. Two dudes fighting with chicken greased paws is a lot like watching a cerebral palsy arm wrestling match (with each contestant using their smaller and weaker T-Rex like arm) it's pretty disappointing.
Like any fast food fried chicken option, each has their secret mix of 11 herbs and spices; usually three of the ingredients are always heroin, PCP, and MSG. Church's has a great blend of seasonings that will choke you out until you enter a shame filled food blackout.
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