Contunuum Skate Shop
If you have been tricked into visiting Bed Bath & Beyond (Nap Time) off Parker Rd, there is help; Continuum Skate Shop. If you don't know how to ride a skateboard it's probably time you learn. When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, those flesh eating monsters will eventually learn how to sabotage our modes of transportation. It will start with them huffing all of our gasoline, freebasing our bike tubes, using our Po-Go sticks as sextoys, and so on. When this happens, you will have wished that you knew how to ride a skateboard.
Regardless if you have been kidnapped and dragged along for a Bed Bath and Beyond curtain mission; or if you need a new toy, go see Continuum. Support your local economy and go visit Devin and the Colorado based owners of this shop to satisfy all of your fun or survival plans.
P.S. If you spend your money at stores such as Zumiez or B.C.; you have officially supported the worst type of terrorism. For every dollar you spent at one of these mall infesting skateboard ruining shops, they donate .50 cents to the "Drown a Puppy in a Puddle" foundation. If you like supporting cute puppies being drowned, by hand, in an irrigation ditch or an above ground pool; got visit Zumiez or B.C.
5498 S Parker Rd
Aurora, CO 80015
Aurora, CO 80015
If you have been tricked into visiting Bed Bath & Beyond (Nap Time) off Parker Rd, there is help; Continuum Skate Shop. If you don't know how to ride a skateboard it's probably time you learn. When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, those flesh eating monsters will eventually learn how to sabotage our modes of transportation. It will start with them huffing all of our gasoline, freebasing our bike tubes, using our Po-Go sticks as sextoys, and so on. When this happens, you will have wished that you knew how to ride a skateboard.
Regardless if you have been kidnapped and dragged along for a Bed Bath and Beyond curtain mission; or if you need a new toy, go see Continuum. Support your local economy and go visit Devin and the Colorado based owners of this shop to satisfy all of your fun or survival plans.
P.S. If you spend your money at stores such as Zumiez or B.C.; you have officially supported the worst type of terrorism. For every dollar you spent at one of these mall infesting skateboard ruining shops, they donate .50 cents to the "Drown a Puppy in a Puddle" foundation. If you like supporting cute puppies being drowned, by hand, in an irrigation ditch or an above ground pool; got visit Zumiez or B.C.
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